Monday, December 04, 2006

Truly Wicked.

Last week Crystal, Beepers and myself were in the big Apple. We were taking a cruise with Crystal's family from NY to the Bahamas and back. That is a story that I will have to tell when I have more time. While we were in NY, Crystal wanted to go see a Broadway show and obtained tickets to see Wicked. I was intrigued at the brief synopsis that she gave me, but I was not prepared for what I was to behold.

The stage and the props were magnificent, I was really impressed with the quality and the detail. I am not completely without culture and I was expecting to enjoy the show, but I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. In fact, even now over a week later I am still humming some of the tunes to myself. For those of you who don't know what the play is about here is a brief summary.
"Long before Dorothy dropped in, two other girls meet in the Land of Oz. One, born with emerald-green skin, is smart, fiery and misunderstood. The other is beautiful, ambitious and very popular. How these two unlikely friends end up as the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda the Good Witch makes for the most spellbinding new musical in years."
The plot was good, it has some funny bits, and the music was great. If you ever get the chance to see this show, I would recommend that you do.

Oh Tannenbaum!!!!

Christmas is here along with all the good smells, grumpy people, extremely happy people and over priced products. I actually enjoy the Christmas season along with most things that go with it. This last Sunday we decided to put up our Christmas tree and decorate it with all the trimmings. As we were doing so I wondered what the effect would be on our almost two year old son, Beepers. At first he was in awe and stared and pointed. Then awe gave way to curiosity and now, he believes that the funnest game in the world is to pull an ornament off the tree and run away from mommy or daddy as they chase him around the house yelling. He laughs and laughs. It's really hard to punish a child and make it stick when they are being so silly, but then that feeling quickly passes as I get angry because I am trying to punish him and he laughs in my face. This usually ends in a time out session for him and a cool down session for me. Not that I get that angry, it's just frustrating to tell him the same thing over and over, knowing he understands he just chooses not to obey. ( I guess this is the point that most people with children would say, "Welcome to the next thirty years of your life.")

On the bright side, it is fun to see his reaction to all the lights and sounds. Tonight we took him downtown to temple square to see the lights. He enjoyed every minute of it. He kept shouting, "light, light" and "twinkle". (Twinkle is what he chooses to call stars, most of the time. I guess we sang twinkle, twinkle, little star, too much. I think it's cute though.) Last year he was too small to express himself, so this year was much better. I can't wait until Christmas.

I am also hoping to see lots of friends when they come back home to visit. hint hint!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Pumkin Pyrotechnics!

So, Halloween is over and now you are left with a surplus of mangled pumpkin carcasses. What to do.... Some take the traditional approach and make pies or cakes, and others just throw them in the trash. This year however turned out a bit different. We were invited to witness the result of pumpkins + rednecks + dynamite + a rifle = fun! And here it is for you to behold..



The story begins in the small town of Weston, Idaho. The people were looking for a way to discourage the teens in this small country town from going out and smashing the pumpkins all over the roads. After some discussion, and a pyrotechnicians license later, the annual pumpkin blowup was born. Everyone is invited to bring their pumpkins and then a short time later, a rifle is used to detonate the small amount of dynamite placed at the bottom of the pile. Some of those that we talked to commented that this year it was a little harder to get the dynamite, so there are several large pieces of pumpkin left. Normally all that one would witness is an orange mist billowing towards the sky.

Even though it was short lived, I really enjoyed it and I think that this might become an annual trip. Who says Rednecks don't know how to have fun. ( I think that I might have a little more redneck in me that I would like to admit.)

Friday, September 22, 2006

From the mouths of babes..

One of the most amazing things about being a parent is having the oppourunity to watch a human mind develop. It absolutly fascinates me. Everything that my 19 month old son does, he is learning. His speech is getting much clearer and now he is hitting what I would call the parrot stage. Everything he hears he trys to repeat. For example whenever he gets dressed he runs all around the house yelling, "Cute!" and waiting for us to dote on him.

Given this situation it is really interesting to find out the words that his mother and I must use often without even realizing it. "Whoa!" (one of his favorites) "Cool", "Neat", "No!"(that one is a given) and so on. None of those are really remarkable, but it fascinates me, by how quickly he learns them and is able to use them in the correct context.

Everyday is a new surprise and I only wish that I could learn as fast and as well as he does. (Let's just hope that he won't pick up on some of the rarely used "undesireables" that are muttered every so often, espically when one plays Halo.)

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Nerd, Geek or Dork???

I was on Digg at lunch today and found this test. It is to tell you if you are a geek, nerd or dork. Yes apparently there is a difference. After answering the questions as honestly as possible, here are my results...

Joe Normal

43 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 34% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions

You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.
This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.
In any event, fairly normal.

THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST


So who would have thought, I am actually normal. All of this time I thought that I was a geek. hmmmm!!!

Monday, September 04, 2006

Halo Again!

Since the completion of school, I have found a few small spaces of free time here and there. I have taken this oppourtunity to play a few games of Halo with my brother-in-law and over 500,000 of my closest friends. That's right I have taken to playing Halo on Xbox live. My brother-in-law got me hooked and now I am one of the mindless rabble.

I don't play alot (by my standards anyway) and I am not particularly very good. But I do enjoy it. When the time comes to play I eagerly don the headset, and bask in the luminescent glow from the T.V. I anxiously await the start of the game, gripping the controller tightly in my sweaty palms. Then it happens, joy the game has begun, and I quickly get killed. Over and over again as my frustration grows, I am erased, sometimes I am successful in taking others with me, sometimes not. (By the way most of the time I am getting schooled by some prepubescant with a severe vulgarity problem.) Then the thought inevitably arises, am I really having fun? Why do I keep submitting myself to this? Frustrating as it is, I can't seem to give up.

This same senario also happens on the occasion when I have the chance to play a round of golf. This morning, was such a time and soon after we started, I found myself wondering, why it is that I really like this game? I am terrible, I loose lots of balls, what is the deal? The only bright side that I can figure is the fact that I am at least outdoors and enjoying the world around me.

I know that I am probably not the only one who these kinds of things happen to and I can only hope that I am drawn to these things because they are difficult. In the difficulty I find the excitement. If the games were too easy then I would be bored and have no need to continue playing. On the flipside, if the games are very difficult then I revel in every accomplishment and savor every victory. I guess deep down this is the philosopy of life, and the reason that we all get out of bed everyday and rise to meet the challenges of life. Carry on my friends...

Oh yeah for a few of you Halo geeks that might read this, here are some lyrics that a good friend of mine wrote to the popular Sound of Music tune, These are a few of my favorite things....Lyrics

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Growing Pains

The other day someone asked me how old I was and I can't believe that the first thought that popped into my head was 17. I am closer to a decade above that number but for some reason, it has a hard time sinking in. That set another chain of thoughts in motion and suddenly I realized that I am an adult. For lack of a better term I am now, "All grown up." I have a wife, a child, A few weeks ago I finished my B.S., I have a profession instead of a job, and I am loosing my hair much earlier than any man should.

It's not like all of these events happened in one day, it took many years for all of this to happen. In fact I know that I have had these thoughts before, at the culmination of certain events,( My son's birth was a big one) but I guess that now that all of these things have come together, it sinks in a little deeper. After contemplating all this I am not scared, I am rather excited. I love my little family and it is so exciting to be involved in raising a child. I have wonderful friends, the best of which I am married to. I stand now at the beginning of a career and a grand adventure awaits me. Life is going to happen, but I plan to enjoy it along the way. I am sure that time will go by fast as it already has, but talk to anyone on the downhill side of life and they have great memories. So here is to being a kid at heart, and in the immortal words of Captain Jack Sparrow, "bring me that horizon!".

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to crud...

I have what I like to call an addictive personality. What I mean by this is that I am easily attracted to new things and then I go crazy with them for a short period of time. Some examples... My friend took me Rock Climbing a couple of years ago and that very day I stopped on the way home and bought myself a harness and over that summer I collected all of my own gear. That same friend took me Mountain Biking and soon I had to have all the fancy gear and attachments for my bicycle. We went boating and now all I can think of are boats, and what kind would be good to buy, etc. If I find a book that I am interested in I cannot put it down. I will stay up late, and basically ignore the world around me while I read. It's not just because I am enjoying the story but I feel a pressing need to actually just finish the book. It's weird but I can't explain it.

This last example has recently been driving my poor wife crazy, as the last few days I have been immersed in a good novel. Most of these things are harmless and either only cost money or time. It makes me wonder though what would my life had been like if I hadn't been raised in a religion that preaches abstinence from drugs and alcohol. Given the previous examples, I would be one mess of a person. I would be that guy dressed in the military fatigues with the greasy hair, missing teeth and whom you could smell a mile away, and tried to ignore as you saw me. Possibly I am exaggerating, but who knows.. I am just lucky to be me and have a wonderful little family and a good life. I just need to curb some of my enthusiasms.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

If this doesn't work....I don't know what will

While watching one of the more recent podcasts of Diggnation I stumbled upon this little gem of a video. Rachel Gets Fruity. To be brief this was apparently an attempt by the British to increase awareness of testicular cancer. The video shows a sultry young lady acting rather sexually but giving instructions on how to do a self exam.

I find it interesting the different ways that those in the "advertising" community find to get our attention. Apparently this is one effective way of doing it, and although a bit racey for American standards, I believe this was put to use in the UK. God save the Queen!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Digging for news...

Upon my recent wanderings on the internet, I was pointed to an interesting site named Digg.com . This site if you haven't heard about it allow users to submit news stories. The stories reside for all to view and if you like a story you simply "digg it" which means click on the digg it link. The more users that digg a story, the higher up on the chain it will reside and live longer. I think that it is a nice little way to get some news or interesting stories and the price is definitely right. FREE.99 Anyway, just thought that I would throw that little tidbit your way. (Just in case anyone other than benny k reads this).

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Maybe they were right??.....

I was sitting in my living room today playing with my one year old son. I began to ponder how happy it makes me just to sit and play with him. To hear him laugh is like medicine for a tired soul. His smile is like that first drink of cool crystal clear water after days in the desert with nothing to drink and sand gritting between your teeth. The words of many parents came to mind, "You'll never know how happy children make you until you have some of your own." Being the stereotypical child, I pretened to agree without giving much thought to the situation. Now that I have experienced the joy for myself, I can proclaim with many a new saved soul, "I have seen the light." Each day that little guy makes my heart bigger when he smiles at me, or climbs up on my lap and gives me a kiss. For those of you that have kids you know what I am talking about, for those of you that don't, let's just say I love being a Dad!

It makes me wonder what else my parents were right about?

Saturday, March 11, 2006

The Kindness of Strangers (Friday the 13th Part II)

We had just about decided to turn around when we heard the faint buzzing of what sounded like a snowmobile. Soon enough a light appeared in the darkness and was zooming toward us. The snowmobile approached us and stopped, and there was the “father figure” from our group. Apparently he had been stuck several times in the last few hours. We loaded my wife and child onto the back of the snowmobile and off they zoomed. We were assured that a friendly group of snowmobilers that were in the area would stop and help us. What a lucky chance, we were saved, at last. We went a little further and three snowmobiles approached. They stopped and chatted with me (I was slightly ahead of the other two with the baby) and told me that they would help but that they didn’t have enough gas, so we were on our own. My hopes suddenly died again. I wasn’t worried about myself, but I felt bad for my sister-in-law and her baby. Off the three men zoomed. They stopped and talked with the others and then came back in my direction. One went down the hill to call their families and my sister-in-law was on the back of one of the two quickly approaching me. I guess somehow they had gotten more gas and had changed their minds when they saw the baby. My sister-in-law’s husband stayed behind and they offered me a ride. I was so tired I didn’t care. I got on and off we zoomed.
It was a bumpy ride but I was just glad that it would soon all be over. The lead machine stopped and the two drivers conferred with one another. They weren’t sure if this was the right path but they thought it might be. The lead driver decided he would head up the trail a bit farther and then come back and tell us if it was right. He left the woman and child and took off. The rest of us waited and made small talk until he returned. He said that it didn’t look familiar but he was sure that was the way, plus there was a man and a woman that were stuck on the trail. We all got back on and took off up the hill. The machine I was on suddenly dug itself into a hole and the back of the machine was buried in snow up to the seat back. The driver and I got off and heaved the heavy end of the machine out of the snow. He tried again and again it dug down. We did this two more times before we got the machine free. Meanwhile the other machine was long gone. The driver of the machine I was on drove it up a small hill so as not to get stuck again and guess what I had to “climb” up the hill to meet him. Not such an easy task in waist deep snow. I was so tired I could barely lift my legs, so finally I just got on all fours and crawled as best I could up the hill. I felt pathetic but I didn’t care. We got on and zoomed up the hill. After a brief ride we saw the couple that was stuck and the driver of the other snowmobile that was with us had just gotten them freed. Apparently they had been stuck here for three hours and had already dug a snow cave ready to spend the night. If felt good knowing that they could now go home, but if they had been there for three hours and didn’t see anyone then that meant we were on the wrong trail. We all turned around and went back to square one, where we had started. We got there expecting to see my brother-in-law, but he was already gone, picked up by the father or our group. Oh man, what a night. In the meantime, the third member of our rescuers had come back up the hill and he knew where we needed to go. After another long cold, bumpy ride we saw the glow of light from the windows of the yurt. Finally our ordeal was over and we could step into the warmth of the room with a roaring fire. We thanked our rescuers and assured them that they saved our lives. Off they zoomed and we stumbled into the yurt. My wife greeted me along with my brother-in-law who were all wondering where we were at. I realized that it was still quite cold in the yurt and was informed that they had problems getting the fire started and it had just only been lit. So we all huddled around the stove and told the story of our grand adventure. We were all safe, and getting warm and things were better.

Now that I think back, it doesn’t seem that bad but at the time I was very worried. Many prayers were answered that night, and I will be eternally grateful for the kindness of strangers.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Friday the 13th.. Part I

Normally not a superstitious fellow, I have no qualms about doing things on so called vexed days. I think that superstitions are fun ways to express emotions towards things beyond our control. This last Friday the 13th was to be no different for me, at least so I thought when the day began.

The day started off with the possibility of being a great and adventurous day. My wife’s friend had suggested that a small group of us cross country ski to a Yurt located in Mill Hollow. She made all the proper reservations and we prepared for a couple of days of fun and exercise. At the appointed time we arrived at the trailhead where our trek was to begin. There were twelve of us total, nine adults and three children around the age of ten months old. The resident father figure who accompanied us had rented a snowmobile and the rest of us had skis. This was a great relief for me because that meant some of our supplies could be fastened to sleds and pulled behind the snowmobile. After the packs were safely stowed inside the yurt and a fire lit in the stove, the snowmobile would return down the trail to relieve the weary travelers and ferry them deeper into the wilderness.

The weather matched our spirits, which were both unusually on the bright side, as we made our final preparations. We were a little behind schedule but none of us were worried, it was too beautiful a day to weigh oneself down with unnecessary cares. The sleds were tied onto the back of the snowmobile and off he sped. Meanwhile my wife had noticed that the skis and boots she had borrowed from a relative did not match each other, and no amount of force was going to help. Reluctantly, she walked back to the car where one member of our party just happened to have an extra pair of skis that would work. When she returned some of the group had already begun the expedition and three of us anxiously waited. The skis clipped wonderfully into the bindings and off we went. The first strides went smoothly and then I noticed that something did not feel right. My skis seemed to not be sliding but rather gathering the snow. Soon I had four or five inches of snow caked on the bottom of my skis and efficient movement was impossible. I had no choice but to return to the car and retrieve the pair of skis that my wife had just moments before abandoned. Upon my return the first part of our group was nowhere to be seen. That is when we realized that between the four of us who were left, no one had looked at the map which showed the location of our destination. It couldn’t be that hard to find and assuredly the remainder of our group would wait for us eventually.

For me the next few hours were pure physical torture. I greatly underestimated my physical prowess and it showed accordingly. We were going very slowly up the long windy road, as countless snowmobilers zoomed by. It seemed to me that each machine carried a person who was laughing at my every exerted movement. Nevertheless we pressed on.

Suddenly the father figure appeared triumphantly on his noble steed. My spirits rose and I was not so tired, it wouldn’t last much longer. He halted next to us only to report that he had in fact not yet found our destination, but assured us that he was getting close. And with those words he sped off in the direction that he had come. My spirits yet again sank, and on we trudged.

The sun sunk behind the mountain, our valley became encased in shadow and the temperature began to drop. It was at this moment that I believe we began to fear. Not necessarily for us but for the two babies who were being packed on our backs like sacks of potatoes. Surely our location was not much further, and we still had a couple hours of daylight left, before we were engulfed in the blackness of night. We continued up the slopes.

The four of us chatted uncomfortably as we went, avoiding the obvious topics that were at hand. Two of our group appeared behind us; they had taken a wrong turn, and were now on the right path. I took this opportunity to ask for some directions to the yurt, which were given. Look for a guard station, a wooden sign and orange poles. The orange poles mark the path off the road for two miles to the yurt. At last we had some direction. Our friends soon disappeared as they sped off ahead of us. (It was at this point that I was eternally grateful to my group of companions for not leaving me, even though they had the speed to do so.)

Two painful hours later we arrived at the guard station and spotted a wooden sign, and the orange pole. The moon was full and bright, the air was steadily chilling, we were cold tired, and worried. The children were quiet and all seemed still. We discussed turning around and heading for the trailhead. Protect the children and ourselves, surely the others would understand. We had a decision to make and not a lot of time to make it, every minute it was growing colder and our hopes were sinking. What to do…..